I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
this is never going to not be funny
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
can you imagine Bolin doing the LoK intro monologue though
“70 years in the future my brother and I discovered the new avatar AND SHE’S FUN STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND GOSH SHE PUTS HER HAIR IN THESE CUTE LITTLE PIGTAILS ON THE FRONT but she’s like super reckless but she saved my life from these bad guys so she deserves a cupcake but I believe Korra can save the world cause I’m talking bOUT REAAL LOOVE.”
Im apparently Princess Fucking Scum.
magical frickface bitch
magical scary girl
magical baka fucker
sounds like me all right
lil mis frickface fucker
doctor baka homosexual I can’t
if aang had been 14 instead of 12 when he was broken out of the ice
i’m so sorry
OMG I CANT
Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?
You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions.
Take a self defense class, they’re only a couple hundred dollars a month.
Don’t go out after dark unless you have a…